Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Reese has had this song stuck in his head this morning so I made him sit down (you can see how difficult sitting for two seconds is) and let me record him. Such a sweet little voice! Love this boy!!
"Mom! Mom! Mom! Circle!" She is too smart.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

C: I'm changing into my pajamas but u don't want anyone to see my nipples.
R: I don't have any nipples.
Me: Yes you do. You have two of them.
C: Everybody has nipples.
R: Oh are these my nipples?
Me: Yup.
R: Do you have nipples? Are these your nipples?
Me: Yup but you don't touch girls nipples.
C: That's because they're big nipples.
R: Yup
C: They're big milk feeding nipples.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Reese Recited

"Look! Gwen is a Lamanite!"

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Dinner conversation

C: I'm going to tell you a joke. Why did the cheeze-it go to the mall?
Ryan: I have no idea. To get baked? ;)
C: No. To get toilet paper. I have another joke. Why did the cheeze-it go to the mall again? To get a toilet!
Reese: I was going to say that!
C: He got a toilet and toilet paper at the mall!
J: Toilet paper sold separately. Next time we buy a toilet we should ask them if it comes with any toilet paper!

Genius! No wonder we don't have people over for dinner!



Reese Recited

No, Gwen! This isn't video games this is Flint's poop!


Ummm.... really?? ....