Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
C: I'm changing into my pajamas but u don't want anyone to see my nipples.
R: I don't have any nipples.
Me: Yes you do. You have two of them.
C: Everybody has nipples.
R: Oh are these my nipples?
Me: Yup.
R: Do you have nipples? Are these your nipples?
Me: Yup but you don't touch girls nipples.
C: That's because they're big nipples.
R: Yup
C: They're big milk feeding nipples.
R: I don't have any nipples.
Me: Yes you do. You have two of them.
C: Everybody has nipples.
R: Oh are these my nipples?
Me: Yup.
R: Do you have nipples? Are these your nipples?
Me: Yup but you don't touch girls nipples.
C: That's because they're big nipples.
R: Yup
C: They're big milk feeding nipples.
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Dinner conversation
C: I'm going to tell you a joke. Why did the cheeze-it go to the mall?
Ryan: I have no idea. To get baked? ;)
C: No. To get toilet paper. I have another joke. Why did the cheeze-it go to the mall again? To get a toilet!
Reese: I was going to say that!
C: He got a toilet and toilet paper at the mall!
J: Toilet paper sold separately. Next time we buy a toilet we should ask them if it comes with any toilet paper!
Genius! No wonder we don't have people over for dinner!
Ryan: I have no idea. To get baked? ;)
C: No. To get toilet paper. I have another joke. Why did the cheeze-it go to the mall again? To get a toilet!
Reese: I was going to say that!
C: He got a toilet and toilet paper at the mall!
J: Toilet paper sold separately. Next time we buy a toilet we should ask them if it comes with any toilet paper!
Genius! No wonder we don't have people over for dinner!
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